Our "Wanted: Unforgivably Sleepy" tee features a truly notorious character – Maurice, wanted for the heinous crime of "impersonating a statue." With a staggering reward of $100,000,000 (and possibly a nap), this Western-style wanted poster captures the legendary stillness of the wilderness's slowest outlaw.
Perfect for those who appreciate dry humor, sloths, and a good old-fashioned bounty hunt (where the target is surprisingly easy to locate, but impossible to move).
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